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Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi Q: What's the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant? I heard Jabba Desilijic Tiure is so fat that he ate a whole Pizza...... Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't like Star Wars, there's something wrong with you. Narrator: The Jedi celebrate Independence Day on Nabbo. You're braver than I thought.' 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
If at first you don't succeed, get a lightsaber and try again. Sticks and Clones may break my bones, but Finn will never hurt me. A woman doesn't become a jedi, until she's good and Reydy. Life would be better if instead of arguing, people lightsaber battled each other. Obi Wan Kenobi: There is only one thing I should say. The inside of your x-wing smells worse than the outside (or inside) of a taun-taun. Gungans can't understand "a word yousa-say-zin." You have a tattoo of Obi-Wan Kenobi and under it reads "May the Force be with y'allways." Sexy Quotes from Star Wars A New Hope 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.' 'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough! ' 'Sorry about the mess...' 'You came in that thing?
Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
(Loan) Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test? A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
Q: What do you call a sith lord that likes to swim? Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble. You've made out with your sister and your dad wants to kill you.
A: None, if the room's dark, then you can't see them cheat at sabacc.
" Q: Have you tried the gluten-free wookiee treats? Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer? Q: What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side? Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
The best part of any person is always their Dark Side. A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
' 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
Q: Why can't a plant be on the darkside of the Force? Q: What Star Wars DJ throws down the sickest beats? " "Possible he came in through the south entrance." "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside! ' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?