Lyrics to dating game by icp
The Neden Game [Host] "Let's meet contestant number one He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown Who says, "women love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?" [Sharon] "Contestant number one I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick" [Verse 1: Violent J] Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!
Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? CONTESTANT NUMBER 2Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how f*cking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!