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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai1) Knock! Gud Nite 2) Death: Where ever you go I will follow you. Samjha do apni yadoon ko wo bin bulaye aya kerti hain, app tu dour reh ker satatay ho, wo pass aa ker rulaya kerti hain 5. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki, Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki, Pass hote to kya manzar hota, Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki ************************ Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! ************ ********* *** Har kalli tum se khushboo udhaar maange aftab tujhse noor udhaar maange rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaaye ke log mujhse teri dosti udhaar maange ************ ********* *** zindagi ko yun hi jee lete hain ghamo ko yun hi see lete hain mila lete hain hum jinse dosti ka haat unn haathon se phir zeher bhi pee lete hain ************ ********* *** D-dastak bhi na de, O-our apna bana le, S-saason me base joh, T-taqdeer joh sawaar de, I-issi rishte ko toh kehte hai ** (DOSTI). 3) Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!! SARDAR_behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!! Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi, ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega, ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi 119.jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye 120. I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. 3) Feeling of love Moment of caring Small small sharing Stupid fights Shoulders 2 cry To be together in pain = A Miracle called "F. Jo main sir b sajjda howa khabi to zameen se ane lagi sada mira dil to hai sanam ashana tuje kiya mile ga namaz main1)Waaz qoom ki pukhta khayali na rhai Barke tabi na rahi suhala mukali na rahi 2) Rah gai rasme Azaam rohe BILALI na rahi Falsfa rah giya talqeene gzali na rahi 3) Masjid main marsehaa kahwan hain namzi na rahe Or wo sahbe usaaf HAJAZI(pbuh) na rahe[i] 4. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar! ************************ Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai! ************ ********* *** Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki, Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki, Pass hote to kya manzar hota, Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki ************ ********* *** Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! 2) A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service. 5) Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse..." GIRL_tameez se baat karo!!

SINCE 1925 , PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE... girl says ok...kissed girl titely...says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai ....say ye loo 20 rupay noman Newtons First Law of ishq the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals ( Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of thebank balance Newtons First Law of Ishq a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ PAGALO ki 3 NISHANIYA: 1. SMS muskura k padenge 3.niche mat padna Jo baat mna karo Bewkoof wo zarur karenge. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fall in River, there is alwayz a Boat. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Humne jb b kisi se kiya pyar to ye anjam nikla, kisi ne kiya inkar to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla... 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat. Interviewer ask to girl- apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha- girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain". ************************ Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki, Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki, Pass hote to kya manzar hota, Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki ************************ Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai" Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ...says ye to ho hi nahi sakta...says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse Bijli, Paani ke bill aur Karz mein dubi property tere naam hogi. Ye aur baat hai ki tere dost hain hum na hote to bhi tuj he pe jaan lutate. W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment (WIFE) H: Handsome U: Useful S: Smart B: But A: At N: Night D: Dangerous (HUSBAND) What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? 2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi. 4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ************************ Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always... Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. Door waadiyo N mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasartei N liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain 11. Kabhi shanti mein baith kar sochenge K wo galt hai ya hum he galti kar jate hai. Pyar me hr bar dhoka milta hai, Dosti me bar bar moka milta hai. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kabhi yaad aaye to ek baar kehna, kabhi sagar banke in ankho se behna. Keh Sake Jise Hum Dil Se Apna Aisa Bhi toh koi Dost Hona chahiye.! As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. But nothing is greater than friendship.....1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her 2) Boys have fun by teasing girls...girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys.... 3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT" chaal main"NAJAKAT" dil me"SACHCHAI" aur chehre me"SAFAI" Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . 4) Mere aasuon ko ussne barsaat samjha, Mere khaabon ko usne mulaqaat samjha, Meri arthi jab gujri uski gali se, Pathar dil ne usse bhi baraat samjha.. Roz kehte ho kal mileinge-kal mileinge, Kal aankhein hi na khuli to kya hoga! 8) Maut Mangte Hai To Zindagi Khafa Ho Jati Hai, Zehr Pite Hai To Woh Bi Dawa Ho Jati Hai, Tu Bata Mere DOST Kya Kare Jisko Bi Chahe BEWAFA Ho Jati Hai 9) Lamhe judai ke bekrar karte hai Halaat mere mujhe lachar karte hai, Aankhe meri pad lo kbi, Hum khud keise kahe ki aapko kitna pyar karte hai.

Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye.... *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A gud friend is one who tells u 2 study well bt a best frnd is one who sits outside ur exam hall & says,"o aja ab. 3 Ghnate ho gaye mamu tujhe likhte hue" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kyon koi chah kar mohobbat nibha nhi pata, Kyon koi chah kar rishta bana nhi pata, Kyon leti hai zindagi aisi karwat, Ki koi chah kar bi pyar jta nhi pata... "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna, Har langoti mein diaper apna! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ishq ka tum naam na lo, ye badi zalim cheez hai. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hum jeete ek bar hai, marte ek bar hai, pyar ek bar hota hai, aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai... Dil mein hai umang kisi se pyar karne ki, magar koi hame ji bhar k pyar kare aisa koi dildar nhi milta. Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth.

Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS $'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$' MOHABBAT means... Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? is duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar fer legi, us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge.. Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha, aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!! Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God. Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau, suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kahase Lau, Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,, Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau... For E.g.: Shoe and socks, soap and water, Paper and pen, Shirt and Paint... Life may bring failure, hardships, tears & lots of pain... **** Sukh unhe milte hain jo dukh sehte hain Aansu un k liye behte hain jo yaadon me rehte hain. **** Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai tufan me deepak jalana mushkil hota hai. Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi, Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi, Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi, kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi… Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge, mat sochna ke Aapko bhul jayenge, bas ek bar Asman ki taraf dekhna, Mere sms aapko sitaro par likhe nazar ayenge… Badalon ki darmia aasi sazaish hui, Mere Ghar mitti ka tha, Mere hi Ghar barish hui, Uski bhi Zid thi bijiliyan girane ki, aur Hamari bhi Zid thi wahin ashiyana banane ki... " Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good. If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever 29. it is the sweetest when it is u..." 36.a friend is sweet when it is new... Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh, agar dost bankar raas na aaye to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh 41.destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life..... Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have friendship that never breaks. If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die. Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER R-------RESPONCIBLE I--------INTELLIGENT E-------EAGER TO MAIL N-------NICE D-------DIVINE S--------SIMPLE H-------HEARTLY I--------INTERSTED P-------PEACEFUL 45. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... 5 Roses, Just 4 U coz U r a Special Person 1st Rose-4 Frndship 2nd-4 £ove 3rd-4 Wealth 4th-4 Happiness & the LAST KEEP IT IN UR EARS. & thank god for this beautiful day Gmng nd gudday . Jo aasani se mile woh hai ghum,jo nasibwalon ko mile woh hai hum!!!!! Friendship is all about three things-winning losing and sharing.winning your friends heart,losing your ego,and sharing joys and day for u... Its u How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet loveable & beautiful!! ******************************* Ro Chuka Hu Me Itna Mujhe Kya Rulaega Koi, Sun Chuka Hu Me Sab Kuch Mujhe Kya Bataega Koi, Azmana Chahte Ho To Azmake Dekh Lo Mujhe, Main Ek Bujhi Hui Shama Hu Mujhe Kya Bujhaega Koi !!!!! ******************************* KABHI HUM BHEEGTE HAIN CHAAHTON KI TEZ BAARISH MEIN........ I will say: my life You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!! I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!! Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend! 5) Itne begane ho gaye hum ki kabhi fursat mein bhi hamari yaad na aayi, hum to intezaar karte rahe aapke sms ka, lekin aapki to koi missed call bhi na aayi.....

"F O R E V E R" The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai.. New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A Special * * * * Persons * * * * Like * * * * You * * * * Will * * * * have * * * * special * * * * message * * * * like * * * * This! jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti, aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote, jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote... If at any time ur life is like a 'Candle in the Wind' den i'll put my hands around u so dat all burns r mine & al lites Urs. | 10.10 | | No Space | | for new | | messages | but there's always a space in my HEART 4 "U" All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihi hihihihihihihihihihihihihi hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohokuch nahi yaar bas aapki sakal yaad aa gayi Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO! Our communication - Wireless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our arguments - Baseless "Our bosses - hopeless" Finally, Our Salary - Veryless Judai apki rulati rahegi,yaad apki aati rahegi,pal pal jaan jati rahegi,jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding Mausam ki bahaar acchi ho, phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho, hamari ye rishtey sacche ho, Rab, tere se bas ek duaa hai ki mere pyar ki har subhah acchi ho…. Log kehte hain k sapno me hoti hai mulaqat Lekin neend hi na aye to kya kare. Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jaana manane se, Warna hum yeh bheegi palke le ke kaha jayenge… friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!! Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai 40. Aap se ho na bat to hum fikar karte hai,har waqt apne aap se apka zikar karte hai,aap jaisa yar hume nasib se mila hai,is bat ka rub se shukriya ada kartehai. But then only a true frnd tells "Relax ,its just a BEGING & NOT an [email protected] Judge: U r crossing d limits.. Jo mushkil se mile woh hai paisa jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar! It is bcoz ur desires may be few, but u deserve a lot! Gets up n starts walking, sees another banana peel ahead n says, oh My god i have to fall again..!! Hi Friends, Hamne jo banaye rishte kaise kaise ho gaye,kabhi apke dost the,ab aise vaise ho gaye,agar abhi aapne sms na bheje, Samjhenge dost se pyare paise ho gaye.. ******************************* Who IK Dost jo pyara sa Lagta Hain, Bahut Pass Hai Dil k Phir bhi Juda Sa Lagta hain, Bahut Dino Se Aaya Nahi Koi Paigam Uska, Shayad Kisi Baat Pe Khafa sa Lagta hain-hassan ali ******************************* zindagi to ek khwab hai, woh zindagi kiya jismay khwab nahi hotay, hath ke lakiron ko kismat na samajhna, kismat unke bhi hote hai, zinkay hath nahi hotay. Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do. N smtimes u gotta let go of d ones u luv, just to c if they wll cm back. One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Good Night 4) Dosti ki waza nahi hoti, Dosti saza nhi hoti, Yari me hoti hai imandari, Yari me Duniadari nhi hoti, Yaar jaan se pyara hota hai, Yaar se jaan pyari nahi hoti..

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon 83. Jo main sir b sajjda howa khabi to zameen se ane lagi sada mira dil to hai sanam ashana tuje kiya mile ga namaz main God is always playin CHESS wid each 1 of us. Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Reh na paoge kabhi bhulakar dekho, Yaqin na aata ho to aazmakar dekho.. ************************ zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe use hamari yaad aati rahe ************************ Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho, Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain, Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame, Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai. DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron Balke har hour k bad kron main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko Ek pyara sa SMS saim In your life 4 thing come anytime: 1 LOVE 2 FRIENDSHIP 3 MONEY 4 ????????? ************ ********* *** Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein, Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein, Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge, Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein ************ ********* *** Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai, Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai, Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai, Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai1) A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. 8) Whats the difference between Data and Information? girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega. Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de.

A *smile* is a sign of joy, A *hug* is a sign of love, A *laugh* is a sign of happiness, A *Friend* like me is a sign of "YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE" FRIENDSHIP knows no season, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a Moment called... Wishing u hapiness as big as Ganeshji's Appitite, life as long as his trunk, troubles as small as his mouse, and moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos. /Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi, Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi.. If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits), want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits), need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits), press them all together and U can hear me! For E.g.: Shoe and socks, soap and water, Paper and pen, Shirt and Paint... Good Night Sleep Tight Sweet Dreams For what u r pressing button? When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around, Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky.... LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree, CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky, ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL. ( "o" ) Dont (, With petals of Roses, Palm full of Holly water, Light of Full Sun, Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew. F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you in LIFE whn you get troubles don't getnervous, just close ur eyes & follow ur HEART coz heart is in LEFT but it is always RIGHT Simple Bye makes us cry, Simple joke makes us Laugh, Simple care makes us fall in Luv, Simple Touch makes us feel better, But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile! Kisi ki yaad sataye to kya kare Kisi se milne ko dil agar chahe to kya kare. Dete hai kyu yeh Dard bas hami ko, kya Samjhenge woh in Aankho ki nami ko, lakho Deewane ho jis Chand ke, woh kya Mehsus karega Ek Tare ki Kami ko… Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain, Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha, Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain ... Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i 39. kisi aur ko bhejiyegaa ,achchha time pass hoga..... I, Police station, Respected Sir, As my friend forgot 2 SMS me, I kindly request u 2 take action on hin & throw away his DABBA mobile.. Often v stand at life's crossroads & view what v think is the END. Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai.... Humare sms fir se barsenge...aapki isi chawanni ki muskan ke liye,hum 1 rupaya kal fir kharchenge.. Always ask god to give u wat u deserve, not wat u desire... ******************************* Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate, sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate! Pada hua tel bhi le gayi, Tadka lagane ke liye...!! Smtimes u gotta mk a wrong decision, only to c who's there to help u fix it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 7 thngs done during study holidays 1. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. A friend is sweet when its new it is sweeter when its TRUE! They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!! Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy. 2) Kuch nasha aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha dhimi barsat ka hai- hame aap yunhi sharabi maat kahiye- is dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai 3) Sapno me kho jao, din bhar ki thakan mitao, Aishwarya se milo, Ambani ban jao,jo zindagi me nai kar sakte,wo 1 neend me kar SO jao.

When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no). Na Milne ki Khushi Na bichadne ka Gham Na Tanha Na Udaas hai Hum Kaise kahe Kaise hai hum Bus yuh hi Samajh Lo Bahut Akele hai hum! whole Day think of [email protected]@D [email protected] Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? A special face, a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well! Exams ke 4 din pehele syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aayaa SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI Apni surat kabhi to didar de Tadap raha hu ab aur na intazar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam ek missed call hee mar de Dekehe tujeh to rooh kush ho gayi, Ek kami thi jo puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzee ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi ????????? Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi 38. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ FRi ENDSHi P means: to FEEL some1 in every HEARTBEAT to FIND some1 in every THOUGHT to SEE some1 with CLOSED EYES & to Mi SS some1 without reason$ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kabhi hum se jikar-a-judai mat karna is dil se kabhi rusvai mat karna. Jo Ho Gaya Wo Ho Gaya Jo Hona Hoga Wo Hoga Aur Jo Nahi Hona Hai Wo Nahi Hoga Kyuki Jo Hona Hai Wo To Hoga Hi Hoga Ab Dekhna Hai Ki Kya Hoga Aur Kya Nahi Hoga Hone Ko To Kuch Bhi Hoga Yahi Sochna Hai Ki Kya Hoga Aur Kya Hoga Agar Kuch Hoga To Thik Hoga Aur Nahi Hoga To Bhi Thik Hoga Thik Hoga To Kis Kaaran Se Hoga Aur Kaaran Hi Thik Nahi Hoga To Kuch Kese Thik Hoga Ab Aap Batao Ki Aage Kya Hoga? A genuine friend cares without hesitation, remembers without limitation, forgives without an explanation & loves even without reasons.... ******************************* yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge maana hasna hai aadat ghum chupaane ki par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge-hassan ali ******************************* rooth gaya hai mujhko manane wala ab koii nahi hai nakhre uthane wala par jaane kyu sochta hai ye khula darwaza shayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane wala ******************************* ansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo... ******************************* Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon, Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon, Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein, Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon. Smtimes u gotta step up in a fight, bt only to c who's standing by ur side. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you. Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all. 1) Bina dil ke pyaar nahi khilta, Bina sacchai ke bharosa nahi milta, kuch to acchai hum mein zarur hogi varna "AAP" jaisa 'DOST hame nahi milta.

Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu... Na wo Ishaq main rahi garmyaan na wo Hussan main rahi shokiyaan Na wo GAZNVI main tarap rhai na wo khum hai zulfe AYAAZ main 7 . Aur Laila Bethi Thi Sm S Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai.. Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai. Sapne the, Sapno k Ap Sahil hue, Na Jane kaise hum Apki Dosti k Kabil hue Karazdar Rahege hum us Hasin pal k, Jb Aap Hamari Zindagi me Shamil hue ************************ Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi, Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi, Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum, Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi. THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI... ************ ********* *** zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe use hamari yaad aati rahe ************ ********* *** Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho, Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain, Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame, Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai. Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon.. Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye. 9) Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Take it light ji, miss me might ji, never do fight ji, have fun slight ji, eat good diet ji, try flying a kite ji, B always happy RIGHT ji!

A haqiqte muntizar nazar aa khabi labse majaaz main K hazaroon sajjde tarpte hain mari jabyeen nayaaz main 6. Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. ************************ Har kalli tum se khushboo udhaar maange aftab tujhse noor udhaar maange rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaaye ke log mujhse teri dosti udhaar maange ************************ zindagi ko yun hi jee lete hain ghamo ko yun hi see lete hain mila lete hain hum jinse dosti ka haat unn haathon se phir zeher bhi pee lete hain ************************ D-dastak bhi na de, O-our apna bana le, S-saason me base joh, T-taqdeer joh sawaar de, I-issi rishte ko toh kehte hai ** (DOSTI). ************ ********* *** Sapne the, Sapno k Ap Sahil hue, Na Jane kaise hum Apki Dosti k Kabil hue Karazdar Rahege hum us Hasin pal k, Jb Aap Hamari Zindagi me Shamil hue ************ ********* *** Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi, Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi, Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum, Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi. 4) When a BLACK CAT falls down, What will the WHITE CAT say ??? 6) Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Kahan koi kitab aisi mili jispe dil luta dete, har ek ne dimag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete, ab syllbus dekh k sochte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to dunia hila dete.

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